DoS jokes
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have schizophrenia,
And so do I.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.