DoS jokes

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

What do you call a three humped camel?

A prostitute from New York.

How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.

What do you call a burning church?

Holy smokes.

What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?

Run over.

What do you call a single bisexual?

All bi myself.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?

A bone-étit.

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

I work with animals!

What do you do?

I’m a butcher.

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

Ashtraynauts.

What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

Little boys' pants half off.

Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?

The Apple repair store.

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?

Flip it over!

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.