DoS jokes
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.