What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
why do cheetahs have spots chicken pocts
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman
Frostbite
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
