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An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
Yes you are the one who can get it and what time do I have
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
How do you think the unthinkable? An ithberg
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
