DoS jokes
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.