DoS jokes
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.