DoS jokes
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If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.