DoS jokes
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.