DoS jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.