DoS jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.