DoS jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn