What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
