Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
DoS Jokes
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
