DoS jokes
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.