New DoS Jokes - Page 170 - Worst Jokes Ever

Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.

What do we want? Racecar noises!

When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do 911 jokes always fail?

They always crash and burn!

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

How do planets have a baby?

They have spasex.

High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

High school crush: Who is it?

Me: You.

Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

Me: Fuck that.

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?