DoS jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Best way to do it.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"