If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
