DoS jokes
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.