What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
DoS Jokes
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
