DoS jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?