What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
DoS Jokes
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
