DoS jokes
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.