DoS jokes
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?