DoS jokes
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.