What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
