DoS jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.