Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... the boat dock
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.
Where do sick boats go? -- The dock!
