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Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.