Displacement jokes

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.