Disney channel jokes

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.