Disney channel jokes

Divorce

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

Pedo

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

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    Cancer kid

    Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

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