Dishware jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.

Where do you buy a dishwasher?

Hot singles in your area.

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.