Dishware jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...