Diploma jokes

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Why did the slave go to college?

To get his master's degree.