Diploma jokes
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
