Dint jokes

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?

Because he had vitamin C.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.

Dee.

dfg.

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.