Dint Jokes

Omelet

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Pillow

Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.