The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Dint Jokes
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
