Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
