Dining-room Table jokes

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?

You turn it upside down.