Digger jokes
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."
