Dietary Supplement jokes

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.