Dietary Supplement jokes

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.