Diddy party jokes

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

Doin' (DYM 19)

What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?

They both use lots of oil.