when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...