When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
