Dick pic

Dick Pic Jokes

Sell PC.

Go to Croatia.

Try to fly to the US to meet female.

US won't let me in.

End up in Norway.

Female leaves me.

Female gets arrested by feds.

Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.

Just another day in the defib life.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."