Diaper jokes
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.