Diagnosing

Diagnosing jokes

Epilepsy

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Obesity

Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.

Patient: It runs in the family.

Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

Memes

Dinosaur

What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.

Cancer

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanomaβ€”a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

Schizophrenia

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

Community

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

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Conversation with my younger self πŸ₯°πŸ˜­

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more