My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanomaβa type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
