Devolvement jokes

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.