Devolvement jokes

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

My dad coming back.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.