Detox jokes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
