Detox jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.