Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
