DeSantis jokes

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

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    • Difference

    What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

    God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

    Child

    He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

    Be careful around EDP445.

    Bill Cosby

    Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

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    • Domestic Violence

    I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

    Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

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    • Pedophile

    EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

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    • Child

    My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

    So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

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