Demotion jokes

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.