Deletus jokes
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
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Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
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If I die, delete my search history.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.