Deletus jokes

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

What's dumb?

The Fetus Deletus joke!

Fucking hate that joke....

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

If I die, delete my search history.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?