Darkie jokes

Ask a darkie for a light.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.