What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
What is found under Michael Jacksons pillow? Billies-jeans
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
