What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo Sugi te Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA
