Daenerys Targaryen jokes

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.