Dad friend

Dad Friend Jokes

Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.

Friend. Hi

Me. Do you know how lost there dad

Friend, me

Me, damn no not you

Frend,, then who?

Me , the offen kid

I gest were the the same