Cultural stereotypes jokes
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.