Cultural stereotypes jokes
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.