Cultural stereotypes jokes

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

Why can't Chinese play baseball?

Because they eat the bats.

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.