Cultural stereotypes jokes
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.