Crochet jokes
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
