Cowch jokes
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.