COVID vaccine jokes

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.