COVID vaccine jokes

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.