What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Coolest Jokes
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!